I’ve written a few articles on how to be do something badly (or how not to do things), as I think they’re a great way of adding a little humour to the process of presenting something. Some examples include:
Standing just over 2 meters and hailing from о́стров Ратма́нова, Dasuberworm is a professional cryptologist, entrepreneur and cage fighter. When he's not breaking cyphers and punching people in the face, Das enjoys receiving ominous DHL packages at one of his many drop sites in SE Asia.